Corny

I was recently at the supermarket, looking for something to quench my thirst, when I came across this:

I was curious - what would a corn drink taste like?  The misspelling of "CORN" should have tipped me off that there was something not quite right about this, yet I still went ahead and bought it.

Would it taste light and sweet like fresh-picked summer corn?  Or would it be slightly thick and creamy like creamed corn?  Maybe it would have little kernels of crunchy corn in there that were a flavour burst of corn goodness when you bit into them?

It was none of those things.

It tasted like you know when you buy a regular can of corn, there's water in the can that you have to drain out?  Well yep, that's basically what I was drinking..