Those knee pads reminded me of this prank call that Tracy Morgan (of 30 Rock fame) did for Crank Yankers a long time ago (NSFW, or people who are easily offended, or probably little kids either)..
Done back in 2002, the recording dates itself a little (the caller is still drinking Cristal, and I don't think anybody calls in to place personal ads anymore), but the qualities that a guy looks for in a girl has remained pretty much the same.
